carls jr on main st. japanese tourist taking a dump in the urinal. reading a japanese newspaper and wearing a full suit.
be there in 3 mins
It was still light ouot when we were walking up Pier Ave and she kept asking if she could suck my nipples.
this morning my mom told me to get a new vibrator because mine was too loud last night
i fell asleep watchin iron chef that was the blender she heard. i dont even own a vibrator
Just pulled over to throw up in a day care parking lot while the kids were outside playing. The adults were mortified.
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We all know tonight is going to end like every other night with you. drunk, pantless and confused. Dont try to switch things up.
I can't believe I paid your booty call for a ride home in cake.
Note to self glow in the dark nail polish can be quite the mood killer during sex especially when you notice its working for the first time and you stop everything your doing to do spirit fingers
I was making out with him, and then his friend randomly took off my pants and started going down on me. My first semi-threesome was a success.
yeah we're mixing orange juice, vodka, and rum and calling it Oj Simpson On Trial
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Well we're either getting a bunny or I'm getting you pregnant in about 12 days.
I just got attacked by a swarm of butterflies. Nothing is okay anymore.
I dunno I mean I feel like I owe everyone an apology except the two people I punched in the face
George disappeared two hours ago with a stripper named "delicious." Haven't seen him since
Well I found my neighbors on tinder if you're wondering how my night went
Am I just high or is she having an auction for her vagina on Twitter
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