I've come to the conclusion that as a grad student I would much rather prefer to get laid then get drunk
I think you know full well that a few years ago my stance was the polar opposite
Just had to reach into my sister's bag and shut off her vibrator so my parents wouldn't hear it. I am the world's greatest brother.
so we'll all just be running around naked, basically. and high.
Ya know, in a round about way coinstar is just a glorified vending machine for all my bad choices.
Abby. I can text perfectly. I pledge allegiance to the flag of the united states of america. and to the republic, for which we stand, one nation under god indivisible and with liberty and justice for all god bless america
this girl is like a spa retreat for my dick
I would have done it. But then again I am a starving student who can manipulate my brain into thinking my decision was somehow morally justifiable.
Look, all I can tell ya is I want to drink wine out of a bottle while you eat me. It would be the most fantastic end to finals week. Maybe ever.
I have a 8 minute video of a fish tank on my phone.
We need to stop going to pet stores high.
All I remember is while we were making out M.A.A.D City came on so I pushed him off of me so I could rap along.
YOU HAVE TO STOP TELLING BARTENDERS WE DON'T HAVE MORAL STANDARDS
I need more than 2 fuckable people this is an outrage
Do I masturbate or eat a pound of matazah. Alissa help what do I do??
Last night I realized my life is an experiment of really bad decisions when I had to leave without my underwear. But at least I'm expanding my life experience.
I'm totes in the mood to go home and like blindly inhale dangerous amounts of porn
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