yeah I know. she is a stupid fat trailer trash bitchwhore and I hate her
but when she came up to me in the bar I had to be all like "OMG HEYYY how are you, I haven't seen you in foreverrrrr!!"
but for the record, yeah, I hope she gets mauled by a bear and dies
Saw a guy smoking a cig holding it with a fork and driving WTF?
No more parties with babies... I can't do that again.
I have so many mobile devices now, I only use my laptop for porn.
so last night after we hooked up i got my period and woke up this morning with a blood stain on his bed and not only was it huge but i had put my jeans back on before bed so i took the walk of shame with period stained pants
bought some hannah montana deodorant. hope it doesnt make me smell untalented
It smells like wine and fried chicken. Im confused and intrigued.
they hired a photographer to take a family portrait for grandmas bday gift. we just hired a male stripper. we are def the better grandkids.
The fact that I am sitting home writing a resume while you're out inducing vomiting makes me feel like way more of an adult than I'm ready to be.
Why am I the only one golf clapping for the vomiting girl on the train who just fell of her seat into her own vomit
I was 100% done.. I used my vibrator while eating cold pizza. Shit was magical.
He's a doctor now.. hope he can cure his small dick
He texted me at 2am telling me to come get my American flag from his place, if that's not code for sex idk what is
I'm a grown ass woman, I need to get fucked
I woke up with an eye patch on, someone else's sweatshirt on, and no pants on. I hope it was a good night.
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