yeah but it's new years. they should arrest people for being sober that day.
we just finished making mockaritas... then we prayed
god you guys know how to party
worst. bachelorette party. ever.
Could someone please kill snooki before she contributes to the gene pool.
Just want you to know I am def drunk enough to burn down your house. Don't worry I checked the stove like 6 times. I love grilled cheese
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THERE ARE ENTIRELY TOO MANY HOT UNDERAGE GIRLS HERE FOR THIS TO REMAIN LEGAL.
I will cut you
Oddly enough thats the second time today someones said that to me
Put that in perspective
I heard that clinking noise from behind me and I already knew you were whipping out a Smirnoff in class. Again.
I just want every freshman guy to know about Grindr just so I can have more options
Remember when we tried to have fun last time..? I got put in a choke hold and you woke up in some ones car.
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Just fantasized about my boss's fingers in a meeting. I desperately need to get some.
I cuddled with a man named Pickles
No joke. There's a picture of the priest I made out with on my parents' refrigerator.
He literally said, while inside me, "I would smack your ass but I don't want to wake my mom up". Amazing.
Can't tell if it's the drugs or science magic, but I *THINK* that mouse just turned into a squirrel.
What does it mean when the bartender gives you 4 straws?
Randomize