my dad just secretly slid me a nugg in front of my mom. remind me why I moved away for college??
That's not ass to mouth..... That a rim job!! Are you telling me she licked your asshole?!
sometimes i wish i had a whole other life to spend on youtube
We've finally come to the understanding that as long as our conversation stays stricaly sexual, we get along.
i keep forgetting that not all of my female friends are bisexual.
i would have thought, that you two being my best friends, one of you would have atleast tried to catch me before i hit the ground after blacking out.
Would it be totally inappropriate to have his frat and our sorority Teebowing our exit from the abortion clinic?
We were coming but I found wine on my way out the door.
He wins the giant teddy bear for getting the neuva ring on the dick
He said did you just interrupt me midsentence to admire another man's penis?
You ever feel like just rubbing your face in everything like a dog?
She just walked out of her bedroom naked and asked me to help put her diaper on. Yeah, that pretty much sums up the last 24 hours...
The man who almost made us Eskimo sisters is getting married. Of course I'll be your date. We need to toast the end of his sex life!
I got myself off in the shower last night for the first time ever! I just looked like I was playing a game of twister.
I’m getting reeeeaaalll tired of telling cute boys I gave them chlamydia.
That’s two in three months. You really know how to live.
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