Sorry I wasn't really responding earlier. I was really fucking high and so into that car chase.
i always knew that i'd have sex in your room, i just assumed it would be with you
Idk how hard you fucked her, but you managed to leave permanent ass prints on my tempurpedic mattress.
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she looks like one of those semi-pretty girls that turns into a 9 while she's riding your cock like she's trying to catch a train on horseback.
Apparently he proposed after he saw me chug vodka out of a traffic cone.
I swear to god, if you fuck the hot one you're paying me back for the shot I just bought her
you know you've had too much sex when your vagina hurts when you laugh
Her alarm in the morning was Best Day Ever from Spongebob. I'm have lots of conflicting feelings right now...
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I got back and Katie was asleep holding a burrito. I woke her up and she ate it and passed back out.
I can't feel the bottom half of my face but i feel like our sex would be amazing
If you get that boat I will recruit some boat hoes for you and tape a video and sync it to I'm On A Boat. This is happening.
Not sure but if it exists I will find it and I will fill my face with it
Is it sad that I just pissed sitting down so I didn't have to stop eating doritos?
So. My mom went grocery shopping for me while I was at work & brought the food here. Cool bc my dildo was laying on the counter. Forgot I left it out. I am sure she saw. Im mortified.
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