If I go to jail what happens to my debt?
You dont have to pay it.
I'm going to jail.
I know they r crazy. However porn on a big screen is an easy commitment. They come with mute, stop, fast fwd and replay buttons. if only all women came that way...
ok, his religious views on facebook are madonna lyrics. we no longer have to wonder about his sexuality.
Dude its so hot it my room I can't jack off. Its gonna be a long summer.
The bartender just started bringing me gin and tonic in a pint glass to save himself trips...
Had sex on a washing machine in a pool of beer. Can you say success.
Well it's been 24 hours and I still feel like a mammoth sat on my balls
I sent him an 18 page sext. He's going to have a good morning.
Whiskey and tits go great with anything. Especially fire.
I don't care what the Chinese zodiac calendar says . . . 2015 is the year of the cock!
I just saw a girl drinking wine and walking her dog in footie pajamas and a mad hatter hat. First day of the new year and I think I'm in love.
I feel like you should put up a missed connections ad for this..
I feel like my vagina was just in a fistfight.
It has now been 10 days since we last saw Sebastians penis
I'm recovering from the blowjob...She's doing her taxes...
I could see the visible disappointment when she saw my penis
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