Can I come over?
Can't... I'm at class right now.
No your not
I'm outside by your car.
Alli causes anal leakage. You can find someone to like you if you are fat but no one will like you if you poop yourself.
this kid in class is playing minesweeper and just slammed the desk because he lost. thank god were normal.
So the girl in front of me was buying champagne too .. I wanted to be like "so are you celebrating clean test results too?"
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They refer to his house as "the abortion clinic". Cant wait.
Just got my period. This just makes my beach escapade totally even that much more ok.
the easter KEGG...out of a drunken typo there arose a new and spectacular holiday tradition
There's gotta be a happy medium between the guys who only want to sleep with me and the ones that respect me too much to try to sleep with me.
He's had mdma poured down his throat. He's getting huggy.
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I'm naked and wearing a cowbell.i love med school.
I built a fence. For the bunnies we're going to adopt. I'll fill you in when you get home.
P.s. I loved that your balls smelled like coconut
Just fantasized about my boss's fingers in a meeting. I desperately need to get some.
so.. please tell me you did not really sleep on the washing machine last night
guilty
And despite my lack of successful relationships I'm a fucking guru
That's like claiming you're a good coach but going 2-12 last season
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