So pretty much, I was trying to piece last night together and remembered a point where I was pointing to you heart then touching your face. I'm not sure that I ever translated that to "I like your personality better than your looks" but that's what I meant
i just woke up in the hallway. not my hallway. i officially raise my hand to be DD next week.
Thats about the time I should have known you would run around naked and try to make out with my sleeping mother
okay, prove you're not drunk to me. write 5 true sentences about me with correct grammar.
I am sober. Because I don't drunk. It is bad. People die. I like Domenico because o he bag women what up?
I just discovered cum stains from two different guys on my wall. I don't know whether to be proud or horrified.
just passed out again, this time at a subway. On a positive not they gave me a free sandwich, pretty sure out pity but at this point i don't care
This is why Helen Keller didn't drink
Girl please we both know I eat his bullshit up like its candy sprinkled with crack
I met her at the quidditch match. She was the snitch and I caught her. After at the bar she walked up grabbed my hand and said snitches have flesh memories.
Lol no. She's home safe. You forget she is too pretty to get arrested.
just because you have a nice tits it doesn't make you a magic little snowflake.
who knew rolling through the dorm on a scooter in footie pajamas would attract so many guys. he said i'm his soulmate.
You spent an hour sitting naked in your neighbor's Jeep Wrangler yelling in a terrible British accent about how you were "on a safari". Then you passed out on your lawn.
You guys do the cocaine and I'll do the dishes.
My boss just offered me a vodka mixed drink at work I do not have a real job
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