are you still at the devil's house?
I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
this morning my mom told me to get a new vibrator because mine was too loud last night
i fell asleep watchin iron chef that was the blender she heard. i dont even own a vibrator
It's gotten to the point where NOT peeing in the sink feels strange and uncomfortable.
There is a girl in bio drinking beer out of a starbucks cup with a straw
After a valiant attempt at golf, I think it's time for Tiger to go back to doing what he does best- having sex w/ blond, white women.
She makes me want to have breakfast margaritas every day
I just want to know what horrible accidents of evolution allowed that tiny penis to exist
Your boyfriend and I are bonding over your giant dick.
This is home. And home is where you find your family. And you try not to make out with your family.
Lets have the type of night where its 5am and one of us has definitely punched someone who has been on a Disney Channel show.
Im just using you for your dick and your superb survival skills if needed.
Living alone for four weeks has given me unrealistic expectations of pantslessness.
I JUST PETTED A FUCKING SQUIRREL. A SQUIRREL.
sorry for the late response. was in jail for 6 months.
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