Do you remember getting into a Delorean last night?
But, the reference to being horny and then blending a banana is troubling
Waldo just asked us for directions. Even he doesn't know where he is.
I'm to the point in my high that every song eventually turns into Lady Gaga
You coming out tonight? We gotta hang out before I move to Madison. BTW I'm moving to Madison.
I woke up with the new contact "Britney Both Nipples Pierced"... how do you think the night went?
I guess it was to be expected that I was put on somebody's list called penis socket.
Just re-gained consciousness in the freshman girls dorm. Normally this would be awesome but I'm on the floor surrounded by chicks doing their homework. This makes me uncomfortable but I don't think they know I'm awake yet. If I b-line for the door can you come get me?
Apparently we were arguing for captain seats so I shouted "who has your virginity." I got the seat.
Regardless of age or alcohol consumption, the knowledge that my dad spanks my mom sexually has the very real potential to fuck my shit up.
bartering with my concussed boyfriend to eat food with blowjobs
So I'm guessing that puking on a camper is a straight path to instant termination?
Of course i made out w him. He was painted green. You know of my secret longing for the Hulk.
Nice. Ask if they watched saved by the bell. yes=legal. No=jailbait
NOT PREGNANT HIGH FIVE!
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