absolutely 100% incorrect. and i love you more you silk skinned goddess
Don't tits with veins remind you of road maps?
She's helping me study for the final by writing the vocab words all over her body.
Sometimes i wish my penis was detachable that way i could take it off sometimes so i wouldnt get into these situations
I'll report later on the progress of the mountain orgy
NEW RULE: NO INNAPROPRIATE CHOICES THAT INVOLVE GUNS. I LIKE IT. WRITE THAT DOWN.
I have acquired 14 pictures of hard dicks tonight... I was on a mission. Don't even pretend you aren't proud.
It's only Tuesday and I just measured and checked to see if my 6'5 Friday booty call will fit in the back of my jeep comfortably.
Fuck you come back. The old guy next to me is complementing me on my great choice of ring fingers,
I hope it's the birth control, otherwise I'm dying
Now the circle is complete. Just interviewed a guy who was a higher up member of the team I worked for in my job before this place
I woke up on a navy base in a different time zone. I'm never leaving tallahassee again.
So im waiting for someone at grand central and i look up AND THE ENTIRE BALCONY IS FILLED WITH BOY SCOUTS I AM TERRIFIED
Whoever said it shouldn't take a man to make you happy clearly wasn't having sex everyday.
So you just held his hand and he fucking came...?
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