I think I just saw someone hide a body.
I was scared of Debbie's boobs today. They were all huge and scary looking
hanging on that rope, lady gaga looks exactly like a used tampon
all i know is that if they can hide that much blood in her outfit, they definitely could have hid a penis
No it wasn't her, this girl had both hands.
im shaking like a drug addict and i almost just shat my pants when i sneezed...no more patron for me
i have more money on itunes than i do in my bank account... college.
Did you ask last night's taxi driver about his penis hygiene?
He offered to drive me out of state to meet up with my fuck buddy. Like best brother in law ever.
There are too many people on this bus for it to be even REMOTELY okay that I'm wearing a puke covered sweater
Apparently, I kept going on about how i'm going to name my first born Ramen. I think this is a good parenting move.
All i know if I'm throwing uo into a bag with a smiley facE on it right now and this is not a smileuy face time right nowe
Well, I want to see you regardless of whether or not you will lick whipped cream off my body.
There's a person in my phone named motor boat. I love making new friends.
I've never seen an uncircumcised dick in real life and the internet indicates I don't want to.
Are you rolling a joint while doing homework?
No, I am rolling a joint with my homework.
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