Please tell me its not ok to love a 17 year old....no matter how hot he is and how sexy his eyebrow ring is oh lord
he needs to stop telling all his friends what my queefs sound like. its getting awkward to be around people who can quote my vagina.
I don't call you at 3 in the morning to start a fucking relationship.
he just wrote my ten page research paper for tit pics. i love my boobs.
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She went into the basement and sang to my cat for three hours....she actually has a beautiful voice....
She just sent me videos of her blowing my little bro and my best friend... worst. ex. ever.
as soon as I stop standing here with one leg up on my bathroom counter admiring my balls, I'm going to go tan. and then you may come over.
You know your high, when your chugging applesauce out of the jar with no utensils.
Who shows up to work two weeks ago still drunk and freshly high on blow and gets a promotion and a raise? This girl. Good at business. Super good at being fucked up.
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Yeah I'm at the doctors getting a shotand don't know how to tell them I'm still probably drunk from last night
Oh yeah I remember when I first saw Kyler's balls. If there's anything high school swim prepared me for, it's the amount of testicles I would see here
I'm kinda glad you won't be in Vegas tomorrow because you'd make us go streaking or throw dead animals at them.
I just ate a handful of salt
I thought this was a good idea
And two different second-graders said my make up was pretty. It's left over from last night bc I woke up 5 min before I was supposed to leave.
what a classic moment of my life. A buffet of taco bell and a taser gun.
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