im 80% sure the guy across from me is taking pictures of my legs
maybe all of them together would equal one normal sized dick.
why do all the strippers look like they came from fraggle rock
look for us when you get to the club. we're the guys wearing snorkels.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I banged her roommate when she was gone. She came back with a chicken sandwich and a bj. Then she said " smells like my roommates vagina" I think I can get a threesome tonight
i should teach a seminar on how to fall off the wagon
Its going to be drunk as shit/pirate themed. Im dressing as the former.
SOMEONE has to puke in the potted plants at an Xmas party. As their boss I felt it should be me.
Got head last night. Had the 3D glasses on the whole time.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now Heβs Upset Because People Told His Mom
Should have know they were on something when he started filling a Togo container with fruit
Dude you asked your tattoo if it wanted to go swimming
I'm shotgunning a 12 pack at a bus stop. This is why we pay the rent with an auto withdrawal at the beginning of the month
It's like fucking tetris in this bed
Is it possible to hurt your vagina working out, because I think my Dumbass accomplished that... π―πππ
Do I even want to know?
I'm storing dick pics, so basically if I'm still single after residency...ur gonna get bombarded. It's gonna be a blizzard of dicks.
Feel free to keep your blizzard of dicks to yourself.
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