Yeah. I hotboxed a windbreaker.
we fucked to don't stop believing. most epic sex EVER.
I'd love to come and give you a massage, but we already duck taped my keys to the ceiling...
Come on, video tape it. Take one for the team
His parents had a bottle of captain morgan on the table for me when I went for dinner. I feel accepted
Succesfully slept on the roof at work for 3.5 hours without getting caught. I need a promotion
i feel like my tongue has its own mouth, and that mouth just bit its tongue and is clenching its teeth.
I caught her walking around with a fake mustache, wearing a sombrero and holding an empty carton of milk. She's a hopeless cause.
my math prof is telling us what to do in a gun fight. i dont want to live in oakland anymore.
As a gentleman, I asked her if she was sure and she just whispered "wreck me" in my ear. I took that as a green light.
I want your cock.
All we are is dust in the wiiiiiiinnnnnnnnnnd
He's beautiful. His facial hair makes me wanna cum in it
Ew, no. But yeah I feel the same
So my booty call knows your bf. Apparently they were in jail together
When did i become the Rickety Cricket of my own life?
if it wasn’t 100% before, it is now that i will most definitely die a quesadilla related death
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