You think ghandi was good in the sack? cuz i sure do.
I'm not gay.
Soooo you want ghandi? is that what your telling me?
If ghandi gives good head...I'm in
Its fine.
How do i ask the guy i made out with for 4 hours if he is gay? He keeps telling me i'm so adorable and that he had a ''blasty''
AIM automatically accepts video chats on my laptop. I found this out when I got a text from Jacob after my first attempt at drunk lesbian sex saying, "I'd give it a 7. You need to work on your positioning." I think I'm single now.
Same, I didn't even get to be tarzan this summer
idea:have a jello shot stand(opposed to lemonade stand) to raise money for spring break
oh my god its dad's weekend for the sororities i can't wait to throw up in front of all these parents
I actually want to work out for some reason... I think it's my brains way of telling me it doesn't like living in a fat body.
This bar smells like your ball sack. In a weird way I miss you.
I'm fine with our borderline lesbian behavior.
Dealing with people is so much easier after you've had an orgasm or 4.
I always can't wait to see you but when there's also an opportunity to get naked it elevates to an entirely different level
Well shit I mean if you get a bunch of cashed up drunk lesbians together in a casino, it's bound to go south at some point
Omg in one week, two guys with their own names tattooed on their bodies had their tongues in my mouth. Self loathing shall commence now.
there is puke in my bra ... again
her idea of a romantic time is a bottle of jager, some Guacamole and chips.
can't go wrong with guac.
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