So the D.A.R.E. essay I helped my tutor kid write won an award. Oh the irony.
I GPSed you we're an hour and 14min away from each other
and it's going to stay that way
He kept waking up periodically throughtout the night to bit my ear and pass back out.
Yeah I had to push her down the hallway to the hotel room in a luggage carrier. The guy at the desk told me goodluck
The cops said we could pay $250 or spend the night in jail and get 2 free meals. I might pee in mail-boxes more often
but it was less of a make out and more of a goodnight kiss as a "thanks for giving our drunk asses a ride home and sorry we called your bar the worst bar in LA"
You can't play that off as role play thing. You held my hips and kept yelling "put a baby in me!" That shit ain't cool.
I walked by the two of them and mouthed "fuck me" based on there reaction I think they just came in their pants
Guys always stop talking to me right around the point that if they bought me food a couple times I would probably have sex with them.
I woke wondering who the hell was in my bed. Then i felt boobs and remembered Haha. Thirsty Thursday killed my liver and my homosexuality
Let's say hypothetically if you were going to put icing on a penis and then lick it clean...what would you ice it with? Not a knife right?
I can't believe there are people our age getting engaged and I can't even find a solid coke dealer.
Getting a lap dance from a girl you went to high school with really isn't as awkward as you'd think
And she called me out by name, nothing could have made it more awkward but it ended up not being that bad
oh he pulled my dick out. wanna come over after he leaves
GET OFF YOUR PHONE
Apparently his ex was into edging and did it to him so much that it takes forever for him to cum
I hate you and your multiple orgasm sexcapades
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