Nailed a drunk college girl before the CU game Saturday, and a drunk married woman after the Broncos game Sunday.
Some perfection is debatable.
left comments onEVRY SINGLE1of my posts n status updates.Im done dating freshmen
My roommate still talks on AIM. What is this middle school?
I should just wear a shirt that says "Im Sorry" on the front because the second we land in Vegas, I'm going to be a fuckin trainwreck.
i cant cry in cvs. not again.
I asked for a dramatic "funeral" look for my makeup. They judged me.
the lady next to me just sniffed my hair, smiled, and then fell asleep. I almost started crying from that kind of creepiness
don't cry, we can learn from her
When I blacked in, I was crying to my father at the swim-up bar that "I was going to win an Oscar." how do you THINK Mexico was?
My liver is crying. And I feel like I got fingered by Edward Scissorhands. While he was wearing brass knuckles
It got heated then she just left and I was all alone in the women's restroom.
We fucked so hard and loud that the everyone at the party downstairs starting chanting his name. Oh I we broke a lamp.
Im so glad I make morally wrong decisions. It's like the best worst thing I've ever done.
Ok I'm drunk as fuck already at 529 and this waitress started flirting with me, I wanna bang her for acknowledging my existence
the fact that I always have. bottle of tequila in my purse is not helping my current sitch
Her boyfriend offered to buy me a vibrator. I'm not sure how to feel about that.
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