You blewit but ill be back in laekciew tonigthso calll mee
Brandy, I need a picture of your boobs. Not time to explain.
Am I allowed to make my facebook status "loves farting in chairs"? I think it would shock every boy that I am friends with.
He held me the entire night. Not endearing kind of way. Like kidnapping or held hostage kind of way.
Playing basket ball at the park with random people that showed up at 1am. the division of teams is based on what drugs people are on
I'm hungover and surrounded by children and Republicans. What did I do to deserve this?
Well, I've taken the art of car peeing to new heights
I'm sitting at dinner with my family looking over sexts. The thirst is far too real. They're talking about retail and I'm like haha, yes, you are all correct.
You know you had a good night when your wearing you best friends pants to work the next day
Listen, I bought the coke that got us those free drinks, okay? Show some respect.
he fucked me while wearing his "Reagan Bush '84" tank and my inner democrat has never been more disappointed
Whoever jacked off in MY pong room on the bean bag with your fucking googles pick up your fucking cum towel you gross disgusting fucks. I said NO MORE jacking off in that room. I swear I will empty it out if this is going to continue.
sorry for running off in the middle of that heart to heart. free food.
Omg, new summer goal: sex in a bouncy castle.
I don’t know what language he speaks but I know my boobs will translate just fine
I’m looking forward to few days of international relations
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