i cant decide if i should go fuck j*** or keep watching real genius
i fucked some guy last night. i called him nick jonas by mistake. i'm 24.
I've been meaning to ask you. The first night in the city did we do key bumps with a suicidal homeless man? My memory is fuzzy
I am nonfunctional stoned. I had to ask ben to put me somewhere away from all the people I'm sitting on someones bed watching a wall. Not alright. Should not have come.
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Called the cops on a high school party then went in after all the kids ran away and took the rest of the beer. What are you doing tonight?
I'm hoping that by this time next year we will be smoking some weed at a gay wedding, asking "Mitt who?"
On my way home from the dentist. Was going to call and see if you would like to wake and bake, then remembered my sister is an adult
The ONLY place I sext is in my anatomy class. It's an amped up level of playing doctor.
I am so sorry. Not sure for what, but whatever I did last night probably merits an apology, so I'm covering my bases.
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Listen, some people have dreams, some people just want to cock slap a kangaroo
i'm drinking soco out of a mickey mouse cup right now. i love it when college and my childhood meet in the middle.
Thought for a game. Duck, Duck, Grey Goose. If you're tapped, you take a shot. Then proceed as normal.
is 250 jello shots considered an open container?
sorry i was ignoring you last night i accidentally did a bunch of pcp and thought i was inside tron
Did you just affectionately call me a scrotum?
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