i killed an earwig and left its corpse on the wall as a warning
So I got hit on by a gay guy. It might have something to do with the fact that I licked his nose.
And why did you do that?
Tequila
She has 260 profile pics. In 260 she's ugly and in 255, she's making the peace sign with her hands...
We can talk tomorrow when we're both alert. My mind is somewhere else right now.
Where's it at?
In your pants.
i'm not sure if i'm mentally prepared for this.. politeness? proper grammar? book reader ? this is a whole new meaning of the species penis for me.
his dad came out and found me sleeping indian style on the couch with my cup balancing on my boobs. didn't spill a drop.
A valiant attempt to obtain a backhoe was made
I asked you if you needed a ride and you kept saying "no, my name is katelyn"
We sent off fireworks off in the taco bell drive through. They're taking it way too seriously.
Mm. I just want to eat pancakes off of his fine ass.
Wait, whatever happened to locking our vaginas in closets?
Dude I'm at a Marijuana dispensary party. They are giving away BAGS of edibles
How do you keep ending up in these situations?
My dad is their accountant
gay sex achievement: unlocked
what
you told me you were going out for groceries!!
You're supposed to discourage my sluttiness not bring me hot Colombian men
I swear we were drugged last night
We had a 130$ tab bitch. We drugged ourselves.
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