is it normal that we went to that class once and both got 100's on the final? ohhhh, arizona state.
when I woke up I found a half-eaten cherry toaster strudel sandwich with bacon in the middle.
he is the anna nicole to my 90 year-old billionaire. i'm grateful that he's fucking me, so i'm buying him shit.
there was naked duck duck goose
how does that even get suggested?!
after naked leap frog.... it wasn't that big of a deal
I just ate a can of beans for dinner so I can afford to go get a 5$ bottle of wine. I really did not think these choices would still be necessary at age 25.
There is nothing more demoralizing than exchanging 150 dollar Christmas gifts with a girl your not sleeping with
Side note... I would pay good money to have witnessed the reaction of onlookers as I sprinted down Armtiage with a 15 lb bag of peanuts under my arm
Crazy fun. I think I got a concussion from a stripper
She introduced me as that girl Nathan was fingering
I'm on acid right now in three feet of snow. I NEEEED YOOOOUUUU
I bet, I woke up to you like naked at 4 in the morning shoving a sandwich in your face
Yep. My memoirs will be called "A Slore Worth Mentioning"
The owner was showing me around and pointed at one of the bars and said "this is the one you're allowed to dance on. I could tell you wanted to ask." DREAM JOB.
Once you find out someone has a small dick, you never look at them the same again.
It goes to show, Sane person, daddy doms, little girls, all of us may seem different but deep inside we all grow wisdom teeth
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