maybe touching the ground while going 70 wasn't such a great idea after all..
he had a blacklight sublime poster, of course i had to do him.
he let me wear his jacket and there was a magnum and a bowl in his pocket ... I think im in love
Dude this stripper just dry humped the settings off my phone. She earned that dollar
If I'm going to start compromising my butthole it's going to be for much better drugs than a ventolin
There is a mobile STD testing unit set up at my place of employment. In the lunchroom. I may need to reevaluate my career choices. And my lunch plans.
We could make it cute. Like "oh those two cute lesbians who are about five foot two who sell the cocaine down the street. You know the ones? With the Yorkies?"
So this is what you do on your hungover days off put your balls into an egg carton?
I used to put Bugles on my penis and pretend it was a wizard.
Just got flashed by an entire bus of girls in school uniforms. We then had to wait beside each other at a light. It was awkward.
No worries I have vodka. Its always on time
Hey by the way did you notice my third nipple in my snapchat
I'm by the tree and the Dora the explorer balloon .. Look for the Dora the explorer balloon
Why are my jeans soaking wet and smell like chlorine??
Bc u told a stranger in the hotel "I have sinned' and made him get into the hotel fountain and "baptize u". I've got a vid
havent showered in 2 days. just Febrezed my balls in the car before going into a movie alone with a 40 of Guinness.there isn't a word in English for how single I am.
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