I just peed in my kitchenbs sinlk. New low- maybe. am i embarrassed? Not in the least
Grow some girl-balls and come out already
I just met a guy from Australia at the bar. I asked him what it was like down under and he told me if I went home with him he'd let me find out. I love Australians.
ok 1 i realized people actually live in central wisconsin and 2 culvers could be a good place to pick up chicks today
Last night was def like the makeout party episode of full house
...she's taking her top off and singing songs from Anastasia. I swear to God were solumates.
I'm currently blowing up the downstairs bathroom at work. I wish I could foursquare this.
I'm standing in line at the liquor store and they're making popcorn.
We saluted the chips to the national anthem before cooking them. The house has to get a munchies fryer
We're watching a video in class about cheese. The scoring for it sounds like that of a Lifetime movie. My mind is creative. I've continued my own story in my head of a wheel of cheese that was raped and murdered. It's so sad. I hope they get the guy. Btw, the video is about marketing.
Last night did I take a piece of pizza out of your hand and then proceed to eat it?
Twice...
Again??? Now we can't ever fucking go there again STOP PEEING IN FOYERS
I think it would be reallllly cool if you took your best friend to work so she doesnt have to have an awkward cab ride with the driver she drunkenly made out with last night ...
How many ballsacks did you see last night because I saw eight
Stories. There's stories.
MEGHAN YOU'VE BEEN THERE FOR 20 MINUTES
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