We walked 2 miles, legit 2 miles, and purchased 7 half gallons. One for each of us. Intense
I'm driving in the middle of nowhere, and I just saw a stuffed Barney hanging from a noose on a tree. Maybe I should turn around.
i forgot what you looked like. so we left to get pizza. sorry
is it really high of me to have brought my own hot sauce to wendys?
You know, I had the money for a pregnancy test, but at the time, tacos were more important.
Oh my god. My pre-date bowl for nerves tuned into "I'm too high for this date" he kept talking about trucks and I couldn't stop making racial slurs.
shes still here... layin in my bed watching a beyonce concert on tv drinking leftover franzia straight outta the bag and crying
I would take a bullet for Beyonce's baby
So I just stole my deans keys to break into the dining hall to get coco puffs. I shouldn't have gone to this meeting stoned.
Whiskey chased with ice cubes? Here's a big FUCK THAT to that
Open the door and I will lure them out to freedom with viagra and candy orange slices. You know they love that shit.
We fucked for 9 months, but he didn't want anything serious. So, I got rid of him and went on a date with a guy last night that looks like Kylo Ren. Who's really winning here?
He is in my tree wearing full on scuba gear ... Get here asap.
Dog. I woke up between my ex boyfriend witch i'm currently fucking and his bestfriend spooning me in MY bestfriends empty powerless house still really fucked up. No one knows what happend.
I lost my cyber virginity to a guy I barely knew in high school while a Togepi Plushie watched.
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