Ps there is totally a drug addled prostitute in olympic pizza asking for change for a 100 bill
She goes outside, smokes 2 cigarettes, and insists on walking up the 7 flights of stairs so that her heart stays in shape. this woman is crazy.
His dick was poking my bladder. That big...
I still love him regardless of his misguided forays into heterosexuality
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I made him leave at 3am, he texted me a couple minutes later and said the elevator was broken and he was sleeping in there, but he said I was worth it so I don't feel guilty
We were showing our tits to everyone because it's breast cancer awareness month and we care deeply
I thought we were doing it cause it's Tuesday
I have a vague memory of you tryin to ride a unicycle through jimmy johns
the 5 D's of Dodgeball literally just saved my life
My heart feels like a grape in a barrel about to be crushed into wine
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He's going to wonder why I have burn marks on my asshole
Someone left a middle school yearbook here. I recognized one kid from banging his mom last year.
I will be DAMNED if anyone but me breastfeeds my cat.
i'm growling thTa how much i wNn slwwwp.
save me some of whatever you're doing i'll be there in five.
We had sex then laid in his bed eating chocolate and drinking juice boxes. I think I'm going to keep him around.
Yes I went home with her last night. I woke up this morning and ran into my boss on the way to the bathroom. Monday is going to suck at work.
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