Hi, this is ****, we hooked up a few weeks ago. I was wondering, do you have any STDs?
for our anniversary he stepped it up a notch and bought cool whip rather than the store brand. i was impressed.
just fell over trying to sit on the toliet like a robot.
We are like the golden girls with less cheesecake and more drugs.
last night we were having sex and i didn't care if i got off. i was just holding up my hand behind his head so i could look at my new ring. i think he knew.
No way. Every time you have sex with him you'll end up staring into those eagle eyes and stop mid-orgasm.
How long can I keep it classy to hook up in my old office building? Two more years? Does it get weird after 30?
That is was cool to fuck the single mother accross the street until every girl i bring home gets the car keyed.
And after we debated politics. My dream come true: naked, just got done having great sex with a hot mixed guy, talking about why social welfare programs are a bad idea
I asked him to explain what he meant by "hooking up" in paragraph form
Are u guys proud? I puked my brains out last night at a strip club. While my two fave strippèrs held my hair
There was a deer right in front of me when I came. Sex in the forest is awesome
dude, I felt like being high in a Santa hat and eating five boxes of cookies was right for today.
I did something very bad. More specifically, my boss.
You'd be proud...I've an early morning wake up booty call...he should be here around 6am ish...I told him to wake me nicely.
Randomize
