I want to walk on stilts...naked
TYLER... glimpse of last night: leather chaps, guacamole dip, a jump rope, spray paint, and rhinestone studded pajamas.
i think you have the wrong number... but your story sounds delightful.
Who is John, and why is his named carved into our toilet?
Her life must suck. All she's got is "Miss Shamrock" WHICH SHE LOST!
how are pickles made is in the google history again... why do you always wonder that, and forget the answer?
I just found puke in my bra..
The black hole just entered the party man, I can literally see guys starting to move towards her.
My dick was almost in plain McDonald's sight
Please just fuck her. She's new to LA and doesn't know anyone nice.
He had to put the child locks on the windows so you would stop screaming at random boys
We might as well just set our livers out to sea on burning ships
I'm sitting on your porch drinking wine from the bottle. Just so your new neighbors know what kind of people are in the neighborhood
I swear to fucking god if he takes away netflix I will have no problem sending his gf our sex videos
you said, "I wonder what your mum is doing right now." in the middle of sex, of course I threw up on you.
I don't know what else to tell you.. just listen to some taylor swift and you'll know what to do in the morning
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