so last night was fun and all.. but you might want to get tested
Eww. Jon Gosselin got both his ears pierced.
He looks like a bad one night stand.
We're like two naked peas in a sex pod.
dude, seriously he just sucked the milk out of the dogs breast and swallowed it... for $20, wtf....?
I'm genuinely dissapointed that we didn't make any fat chicks cry
I FUCKING SERVED PEOPLE AND POURDED JUGS AND GOT FREE BEEEEEEEERERTERRY
I'm alone drinking at the bar and the titanic theme song is on. This won't end well.
Oh nbd. She just had sex with a divorcee. On a charter bus. At 10 a.m. On a Thursday.
I deem her datable let the dance of attraction commence
Can I bring home a duck? Dead serious
Well anyways I still cant believe I don't remember such a monumental day in history as you showing me your boobs... Jesus
I've never seen an uncircumcised penis. I mean in person. I've clearly seen an uncircumcised penis. I have the google.
The doctor basically called me a dirty dick.
I'm playing trivia and drinking margaritas so now is not a good time.
He’s only in town today and our afternoon sex sesh kept getting interrupted by the neighbor’s kid yelling and screaming in the pool
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