I think i sorta joined a cult last night
Karaoke makes my soul die one wretched song at a time
you tried to tell me that ice cream had no calories because they were "frozen"
And i generally try not to roofie people when I'm in a committed relationship.
You tipped the bathroom lady $20 and then yelled "IT'S YOUR LUCKY DAAAAAAAY" at her.
Home. Hour long discussion with mom. Very frightened. Eating a sausage. Don't remember making it. Confused.
But I feel like studying my flashcards during a blowjob would be rude...
Sneezing blood is a good thing right? Medically speaking.
walk of shame this morning involved walking through the in-home daycare that she runs while it was full of kids. judgemental little shits. on a plus, got a juice box and a graham cracker for the walk home.
First sex of the summer I'm winning 1-0
GET HOME NOW
Oh shit
Well there's only 4 people in my class, we've watched a video, the instructors encouraged us to start using cocaine and now we are on break.
It's been productive.
At leat we can cross off 'having sex in a classroom' on our bucket list.
How likely is it that we can see each other tomorrow night? I want to shave my legs in good faith but it's cold outside and my bathroom is drafty.
I just got woken up by that guy wearing a Krispy Kreme hat giving out donuts
I'm going to need to invest in some knee pads if I keep having nights like tonight
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