I'm telling lies about you to make you look like a good person
can a guy be partially circumsized? cause i dont exactly know what i was lookng at...
thats the mark of a good guy. when you can period all over his leg and he still thinks you're beautiful!
I'm on page 4.
Im on beer infinity
His facebook says he is a fan of "underwater handjobs"
We have a drunken confused pantless man in our apt. Boots.
if i actually get asked out by my dealer what could happen?
i don't know, but it probably involves bathtubs full of weed
He's getting off drug court. We're doing a super-blunt with 50 dollars worth stuffed inside. He almost cried tears of joy when we told him.
I woke up in a bath tub and my face was sore and it wasn't because of you, I was impressed
I would do everything over again, except the fireball.
If you saw or spoke to me yesterday can you message me. Trying to make a timeline of the day I was too drunk to remember
On a scale from 1-10 how wrong is it to request "I Hit It First" at my ex's wedding reception?
Definite 12.2 but worth it.
I fully support your bad decision but I do not approve of your unironic use of the word yolo
this weekend took five years off my life and what was left of my dignity
I know it sounds cheesy, but i think both me and her mum know they are "thanks for being so cool about finding nudes of your daughter on the camera" flowers
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