At least make sure they are 18
Why
looks like were buying each other an abortion for our one year present...
Haha. We better find him. He looked like he came out of Switzerland's vagina, he's that much of a blonde beauty.
sticking your hands in the toilet to wash your face is not acceptable. ever. i don't care how drunk you are.
i was just offered a 40 day sex challenge. prepare for the best 40 days of your life.
oh. my. god. yes.
He only had napkins in the bathroom... no toilet paper. If I fuck him, am I settling?
I think I collapsed a disk in my spine when I drunkenly lifted that fat girl on my shoulders to chicken fight at the pool.
Bless her heart. Her stupid, drunk, adderall-ed heart.
Drunk at work, covered in Cheetos is no way to go through life.
I found Cheetos.
Do you know how to get blood out of tile grout?
You wanted to go find him and we told you to sit down cause you kept stumbling. You yelled " I CAN STAND!! It's the walking part I can't figure out!"
I have so many feelings about this burrito
premonition: im going to wake up covered in mashed potatoes
also. got fucked to usher last night. dunno if thats a new high or a new low
Was it at least a good usher song?
Is it weird to invite your FWB to thanksgiving dinner??
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