therell be strippers and coke right?
no strippers. just coke.
i hate this fuckin recession
Either these are mashed potatoes in my pants, or I was drunker than I thought.
Jerking off has been your answer to everything tonight.
Just found out the guy that gave me herpes died. now everytime I get a flare up, it'll be like he's coming back to say hello
Please check on her. She announced that Thursday she'd open herself to any veteran so as to thank them for their service. "my services for your service" and left the bar with three numbers.
I've been meaning to ask you. The first night in the city did we do key bumps with a suicidal homeless man? My memory is fuzzy
dude i woke up sitting indian style with my face on the ground and my hand in a bucket of ice.
This is the first time I have ever hoped it's poison ivy on my cock
I always forget that visiting my hometown is like a who's who of ugly people.
I may, or may not have licked his face in an Applebee's.
are you just inviting me because you can't afford an actual stripper?
because of daylight savings time I lost an hour of sex with an incredibly hot guy last night. thanks a lot farmers.
I had a dream last night that I used a condom when I had sex. That's how I knew it was a dream
Oh dear. Sending much love.
Just send a machete.
he told me I was hypnotizing him with my mouth so I guess I do give good head
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