I loved tuna sandwiches so much in grade school it was so embarrassing
Everyday all the kids would be like oh grosss whose eating tuunnaa
The girls stopped by my apartment. They caught me naked with a nearly empty bottle of vodka in one hand, drawing crop circles in the carpet with the vacuum.
So I had to explain to her that pussy doesn't mean a cat
We need to start having rules for the weekends. Like no more downing 3 shots because we want to slut dance a little harder or because biggie just came on.
you say it like running around in your thong wasted is a bad thing
Well he has that kind of carefree attitude that comes from a big penis
You distracted them by dancing on the stripper pole, I ripped the flag off the wall, stuffed it in my pants and we were out.
Why is Kyle using one of my nieces as a blunt object to provoke and attack my other niece?
I'm pretty sure I did the Macarena with a gay guy while shot gunning a beer
I put my hydrocodone prescription in my cereal box its like real lucky charms
lets talk about you, dubstep, and a bunny suit.
I COULD BREAK CONCRETE WITH MY FOOTBALL ERECTION.
the day i stop sending you hentai screenshots is the day i actually act like an adult, and TRUST ME. THAT AINT HAPPENING ANYTIME SOON.
He has a bear rug in his room. I'm going to ask if we can have sex on it. Wilderness sex.
I woke up and he already had a joint rolled waiting next to the bed. Love.
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