At least we lost an hour tonight! Less time to make a fool of myself
You need Jesus like Tony Danza needs another hit show.
I did that thing again where I get way too drunk and go gay. Then wake up in the morning and freak out at the person. Yet another bar I cannot go back to
he told me my hair look so beautiful and as he was stroking it his fingers got caught in my BUMPIT. How are you supposed to explain that one?
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i would rather give Shaq a handjob than take this accounting final
Have u Seen that eharmony commercial where the guy goes " I don't know how I could love her anymore, but tomorrow I will'. Yeah that guy should kill himself
I almost caused an explosion; It's okay though. because everyone would have died having a good time.
Let's just say that the best way to get a girls attention is not to slap her on the ass from the window of a moving cab.
Would your heart desire to drink copious amounts of alcohol tonight?
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I was trying to climb into what I thought was a bunk bed.. Turns out it was just a cabinet under the sink in a bathroom
Hot Damn Cinnamon Schnapps make me feel like the sun is punching me in the face and a bear is sleeping inside me.
Is this the point in which we come to terms with our lesbianism or is that after you send me more ass pics...
you made it your goal to puke in every planter around the union. you got most of them. im proud of you
I just found a baklava I forgot I got last night so we can call it a day
Stacy was in the bathroom puking, so he peed out the window. We were eight stories up.
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