Small penises have feelings too.
He asked me to spit in his mouth. I did. Never let me hook up with this guy again.
His morals are debatable, but his heart or perhaps his penis is in the right place.
His penis is crooked. Right place? Maybe he starts there, but then he slants.
You get to be the grown up. Leave a ciabatta by his face.
I'm just walking around Lowe's groping the carpets....
Look. I've got things to do today.. Will you hurry up and come over so I can give you some head and get my day started already
Outside
You need to stop thinking about the needs of your vagina and concentrate on the greater good
For Halloween this year I'm going to paint myself in gold, wear a golden toga and sash saying " cunt goddess"
Family trip though. I generally don't wheel too much ass with the fam in tow. Despite the fact my parents would be pleased if I did.
Good new is, my parents are alive. Better news they will be in the hospital all weekend. Best news is im having a house party. All weekend.
feeding cats lunchmeat on my kitchen floor. come pour me another shot.
I'm sober now, I ate a whole cantaloupe.
i dunno dude, he took his shirt off and is rubbing jello shots on himself. i think he's done
You cannot steal the fun of my nakedness. You do not own my nakedness. My nakedness is my sole property and I share that fun with whom I choose.
Standing naked in my kitchen making nachos. I love my youth.
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