I think youre just another guy trying to take advantage of a young naive innocent girl
you're not innocent... Once you have taken it in the turd cutter you can't label yourself innocent.
The baby slept soo good last night. Its like he knows the importance of me being intoxicated all weekend.
it's official, i've been high in 26 different states, and three different countries.
I can neither confirm or deny any bear related allegations right at this time.
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They want me to get them some X for there wedding present. I'm on the way to get it now
the campus cop used the word depravity in our citation.
I totally just somersaulted to the bathroom to avoid moving out of my fetal position
I don't know if I should be concerned or impressed.
You told me "I need to pound this drinks if I'm going to pretend his dick is big enough" then left. Dollar night quotes 2012
In other news I have discovered that grindr is the easiest way to get free meals
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Like 50% of me thinks it'll be weird, 25% of me is curious & 25% of me is horny
Hey guys so who is Justin McGoo and why did I text him "fuck yooooouuu juuuustiiin mcgooo" at 12:06am on Thursday night?
After the 2nd person threw up, you told us that your 'mint shooters' were just shots of mint mouthwash
the cop found his r2d2 bong and asked me if i ever smoked out of him. i'm like, no sir. he's like ahh. if i were to smoke, it'd definitely be out of some star wars character.
easily made my night.
So how do I tell him I've been sleeping with his wife too?
all my friends are getting married and here i am in a committed relationship with rum
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