Yeah, it wasn't as bad as I thought. I tried not to clench and things went pretty smoothly.
Just got booted from water taxi for showing my balls to a security guard.
is it sad that i can masturbate and get my big O just from thinking about a Tiffany engagement ring?
he said i look beautiful when i cum. i think i'm in love.
I kept calling his name while we were having sex cuz i was so proud that i remembered it.
This is a dangerous game of "whose life is more pathetic".
So there's dick imprints in the peanut butter
Wait, is this the kid that tried catching a bat in your backyard with a flashlight and a ball of tin foil?
When he gets asked "is it in?" more than his name you arent missing out on much more than a petite tampon.
Giving you good advice and being naked are not mutually exclusive.
I kinda got drunk and threw my debit card into a bonfire so I don't have any money at the moment lol.
Sending a pic of labia to send to the TN Legislator. Obviously they don't think I know what to do with it so I'm gonna ask them for advice.
WHERE THE FUCK'S MY FUCKING RITALIN YOU FUCKING FASCIST?????
Could be all of this cough syrup, but I’m ready to fuck 2018 up!
You look wasted in ALL of the pictures I just saw you in.
That can't be good for your liver!
Thanks for caring mom.
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