she just sneezed while going down on me. is it rude for me to ask her to do it again?
i friday night watching house. god, i need a life, friends, and a legitimate fake id.
After she swallowed she let out a hurge burp. No BS. I'm the cock of the walk.
I think you have the wrong number. But at any rate, respect.
McDonalds has hash browns for only a quarter!....how many u want?
All of them
she was throwing up and singing "I HAD a feeling that tonight was going to be a good good night." And yeah she was still in her dress.
I just got a new temperpedic mattress pad and started smoking weed again in the same week. finding motivation to go to a 9:AM class is close to impossible.
I've spent more money on drugs for bonnaroo than my actual ticket. Proudly.
It's the best! If I had one wish it would be for life to be one really long gay porno. Thats what I wish for during every 11:11.
I'm home, and it turns out she didn't get it all. still picking Oreos out of my pubes.
The problem I'm having with looking for jobs while drunk is reading is really hard
Dude I think the cat just licked the coke plate
sex on a trampoline, in the rain, on ecstasy, just thought you should know.
If my dildo had feelings, they. Would've deffinately been hurt. He put that toy to shame..
I threw up in 4 different Starbucks across the city before 9 am.
So i've noticed that drunk me erases sent messages to hide them from sober me, because drunk me knows that sober me will be PISSED at drunk me.
Randomize
