i saw a guy balancing a black cat on his head last nite
get a pic
i tried he was too far away anotherguy was walking with paper bags on his feet explain that
i want ur life
How come the only thing we can do right in our lives is drugs?
I just used my med student white coat as ID to buy beer at 9 in the morning
We have sex, then we talk about foreign policy. Its a win-win.
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Only I would come home from a random banging with beer and watermelon
Freedom, beauty, truth, and love to all. I also probably have syphilis
got high to the hills theme song. FEEL THE RAIN ON YOUR SKIN. no regrets.
So watch family guy till our brains melt and then bang till our bodies hurt?
I thought you were single?
I am. But thats cuz no one wants to marry shame and regret doused in tequila. But thanks for reminding me ya dick.
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Too many penises have met your hands. Stop or die.
Does Jesus have blonde highlights? Pretty sure I saw him in a lavender shirt and Sperry's.
I told my mom I'm great in bed. That is quality mother daughter bonding.
he just sent me a dick pic, it highly resembled a cheese stick
I woke up to both of you drawing on me in sharpie, unless a glorious threesome was had the night before that is not okay.
Who says it wasn't?
R.I.P my virginity. TOD 12:37pm
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