I have to decide between the hot young blond with no apparent gag reflex, and the brunette with a great ass and a trust fund.
We were busted for public indecency in the back of my car in the parking lot. This time we were just reading my Cosmo magazine.
At barnes & noble, drinking beer out of thermoses, lookin legit.
You weren't lying about those ceramics students giving the best hand jobs.
I found it funny that her boobs actually kinda felt like a bag of sand. the 40 year old virgin should feel better about himself.
good news. according to wikipedia, my blackout might just have been "post-trauma amnesia"
She told me she was going to ride me so hard i would cum the ghosts of my ancestors...its gonna be a good time
You know your in for a great weekend when you buy the booze already in crutches
Oh man. Realized I was high when I realized how long I'd been watching Roseanne
All I wanted was a hug. You dirty, dirty whore.
I just had really awesome sex bent over the side of an air hockey table. That is all. Happy thanksgiving.
SO EXCITED ABOUT STRING CHEESE RIGHT NOW
They don't have a Valentines Day card for the married guy I'm sleeping with. It can't use the words, love, soulmate, you're the only one for me...and obviously it can't be anything related to spending the day together because that's not happening.
So I just saw someone get shoved into a car trunk by your car.
"suitors" is just a nice way of her saying "the guys i'm fucking"
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