have fun at tinkers! p.s. are there any hot guys who look like they wanna wait until marriage to have sex?
i had a dream the other night i was titty fucking you while you were asleep, then you woke up and didn't care.
his pick up line was "wanna get a pizza and fuck?"
did it work
that's not the point...
how can getting a pizza be this hard?
when you've been drinking 14 hours anythings impossible
my fake id says im a 34 yr old russian lady ... how is this working
Just curious... Do you still have the cocks bracelet? You know, the one we pass around to whoevers been the biggest slut recently?
That was the first time I have seen a confused expression with a dick in the mouth
I just saw a guy in a sombrero and holding an inflated blow-up doll in all her "glory" get escorted out of the mall. I hate Marley.
I would have gladly let him decapitate me with the way he was biting on my neck.
Just did it in a room with glowing stars to Peter Gabriel's down to earth on shrooms. This is like god
Being the only woman in a triathlon group - it's a penis paradise.
A baby just tried to pull out his mom's huge tits at work today and nearly succeeded. I was silently cheering for the little guy.
I woke up snuggling a bottle of water while Hercules played on Netflix. Whiskey Wednesdays
4 out of 7 roommates in one month isn't that bad if you think about the fact that 3 of them were in the last 24 hours
my lips are numb and my face feels like a pool. PENGUINSSSSSS
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