Stoned at DSW. SO MANY SHOES! THEY'RE FREAKING ME OUT.
Fact: Godrick looks like David Archuleta
lets have sex before this no shave november shit gets outta hand.
My bracket is officially just a list of teams that lost.
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i crashed through a building. if that counts then yes, i went out with a bang.
BoomCity!!!
You don't have to text me that every time you have sex. I already heard you ring the gong.
You always seem to be able to bribe me with tequila and Mac and cheese. This relationship of ours will cause me health problems someday.
I want to be your penis for a week.
"Little drunk?" Honey you were "livetweeting" Sublime's "Sublime" album while it was playing in his car, and at one point you said you hoped they play Santeria. "Little drunk" doesn't cover it.
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Also I've been at work for an hour and I've already been "honey"d "babe"d and "beautiful"d by three separate men. Apparently hungover with yesterdays make up looks good on me.
I just wanted to be the best at what I did even if that included sexing a whole fraternity or sorority ya know?
Let's put a bunch of beers in a backpack and shotgun them in a Red Lobster bathroom
I am available for nakedness
Wait you actually sent a text to your self saying “love you I miss you"?
Yep, you're going to hell.
I take on this great possibility with a beer in one hand and the girl I'm gonna fuck later in the other
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