he wants to bone in the snuggie
well apparently i yelled MY VAGINA WAS ANNIHILATED and his whole family heard
So then I sent a pic msg of the Magnum XL box to her friend
Don't tits with veins remind you of road maps?
He screamed "Oh boy! Oh boy!" during climax.
I legitimately woke up with a girl trying to snort cocaine off my dick.
Just climbed to the top of a frozen waterfall! Do you want to do drugs tm night? The two are unrelated.
im trying to find a facebook picture of him that doesnt make me regret sleeping with him. its not working
I always knew I'd be the first one with an STD
Put you drinking hat aside for Tuesday. My buddy is bartending!
I just puked in my drinking hat.
I am not ready to suck todays dick. Todays dick just laughed and came on my face.
The last thing I remember is goading each other into a vodka-chugging competition.
How old am I that I had to sneak a boy out of my room this morning...
Maverick's sitting in jail wearing a turkey costume and I am soooo jealous.
fyi: first time in five days i havent washed my birth control down with liquor. when are we going out tonight?
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