I'm not 100% sure, but I think someone gave me a bath last night...
throwing up turkey will be a nice break from throwing up ramen
You SHOULD feel empty, we were at the top of our game, and by that i mean snorting things we don't understand and only a few steps away from adultery.
she's using motion activated glade air fresheners as some sort of early warning system
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We couldn't find him for like 4 hours. Turns out he was sitting under a tree and had thrown his phone in a lake because he couldn't figure out how to unlock it. Freshmen.
i'm currently connecting with my tribal roots aka i just found my recorder from 3rd grade music class... be ready for the recording
Cracked my iPhone screen. Real bad. Girl from last night isn't ugly yet. Stop me if you still think she belongs under a bridge. You have 12 seconds.
It took too long for people to come up with things in "never have i ever" so we had to change it to "Don't judge me but.."
And to add, there was a fat guy right next to me who, when the girls would shake their butts, he would let out a shrill xena warrior princess cheer
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So Bodhi just sent me a pic of someone's balls with a message that says "I hope you all have a ballin' night." I don't even know what level of friendship to call this anymore.
Oh my god.
The ballsiest level.
The annual Father's Day Wake and Bake has been canceled due to lack of hustle.
I should know better than to open your texts at the grocery store
I dont understand why so many people are content staying in and avoiding alcohol and sex
How do you say happy birthday to someone you fuck occasionally that almost got you arrested? Like what do I text.
Well Jon got a DUI sleeping in the back seat so I thought the trunk was safer. BUT WHO CARES WHY JUSE PLEASE COME LET ME OUT!
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