he drunkenly confessed to whacking off before coming over so the sex'd be longer. this one's a keeper
I think my plan to not drink this week was just ruined by my mothers discovery of the chat function on facebook
Tell her to not eat the pizza she threw up on.
Imagine that my comprehension level is that of a 7 year old and explain your plan again
We all know tonight is going to end like every other night with you. drunk, pantless and confused. Dont try to switch things up.
oh god all I remember is forward rolls down the corridor and all I have to show for it is "fit Romanian guy" saved in my phone
Like what kind of adult things? Whats more adult than drinking at 2pm on a monday?
I'm at the point in my life where I'm trying to get guys I've fucked to give a ride to guys I'm going to fuck.
I wish they could condense everything I needed, nutritionally speaking, into mike and ikes
one of the RAs is here. he told me his name is optimus prime and then took his shirt off and fell down
Watching boy meets world, drinking left over pink panty droppers and coloring in a my little pony coloring book. This is my Monday night
also new logic of mine : I fuck a Scottish kid , Scotland national animal is a Unicorn airgo I've come close to fucking a unicorns descendent, mother always said dreams come true
So do I get to ride the beginning of the November stache or what?
You grabbed my shirt and said, "hope you're not attached" and ripped it off before I could answer you.
Did I fall last night?
I wouldn't call it falling as much as you tried to lay on the sidewalk and proceeded to hit it face first.
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