was i over the top when i said that i wished they made v-neck pants to her?
there was 4 little kids screaming in high pitched voices at the top of their lungs at the sox game and their mom just leaned over to me and said 'if thats not birth control i dont know what is'
I never thought I would get head to the lion king soundtrack
We were naked in his bed when he asked me "what should we do?"
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It started out just like any other night: was watching a Zach Effron movie, drinking tequila out of a water bottle. I don't understand how this got out of hand.
In other news, shitting yourself is not an acceptable way to start a Thursday.
Clearly it doesn't get better with age. Just more sexual
He was so hammered. He called the cops on the landscapers he thought they were trespassing. 2 were arrested on warrants.
Hey my dad gave me life the least I can do is take him chicken strips and a pack of marlboros.
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it was like teleporting. everytime i opened my eyes, i was somewhere different... usually the floor.
I just sent my ex off to a party, threw a condom at him, and told him to make good choices.
Current state of being: shivering like a new born kitten on the bathroom floor
walk of shame across osu's campus on game day. i can see all the spots i threw up last night. its like my personal yellow brick road.
Be there in 20. Want icecream?
sex. I want sex. I like where your heads at though.
He updated Facebook... "Got a new phone today." WHAT ABOUT THE FUCKING KID YOU HAD?!
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