Remember that night when i almost got you arrested? Is that funny yet?
What do you think she thinks of us?
I think she thinks we're whores... but ya I think she likes us
If I start taking birth control 8 days after we had sex do you think it'll stop the baby from being made?
my resolution for 2011 is to fuck him whenever he wants it. this year I'm going above and beyond the call of booty.
yes you're required to wear a bikini its the snowpocalypse beach party
By round 4 of the Dead End shots, I thought my jaw was dislocated ... Best invention EVER.
I was just reelected president of justgotlaidsylvania
First time on E and Chris took me to a petsmart during puppy day. I might die of pure awesomeness.
I'm convinced that the Christmas lights in my room contributed to the great sex.
Last night I went to spank her while she was riding me and sack-tapped myself.
well if they don't get here soon...no fuck it, I'm going to the strip club.
He texted me at 2am telling me to come get my American flag from his place, if that's not code for sex idk what is
I currently hiding in an upside down garbage can please come find me
Sorry I bailed on you yesterday. I was propositioned.
And you don't turn down margaritas and oral.
Alcohol and video games. A solid Friday night. Even before covid
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