i should write a book entitled 'the joys of being sexually objectified'
she gave me a handjob while we were watching elf.... it's that time of year again!!
hahaha my homeschooled cousin put up graduation pictures. it's just her standing in front of her fire place. With a hand made diploma.
We should probably avoid doing this again, but hey it was a nice one time thing to tell the grandkids about... Hopefully they don't end up being YOUR grandkids.
I don't think blacking out in class is a good idea. But I'm game
Acid flashbacks - fact or fiction? Have been seeing a surprising amount of sparkly shit this afternoon...
Going stoned out of mind to my sociology exam because it's really just a pizza party. I love community college.
I'm confused are we getting high or did someone actually die?
There is no try. Just do it. Yoda said that. Or Nike. I can't remember. whiskey
which one of you assholes put my new jeans down the garbage disposal?!
Wait do you remember that guy last night asking to use my nose ring to open his beer.......
I woke up this morning with a text from my mom as to why the hell random people were showing up at the house. Turns out nobody came to our house party because I gave them my old address, fuck pre-partying for real
He literally lured me in the house with his cat then we ended up fucking on the living room couch while the cat just sat there and watched
My first love was gay too, it's okay.
He just looks like he'd be good in bed. He looks like he has a lot of anger built up in him and all I'm saying is that if he took out on my vagina I'm cool with that
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