It doesn't have to be a walk of shame...just pretend he took you to breakfast.
No one shows this much boob at breakfast
CNN just did a special on how to do heroin safely.. I recorded it for us
In retrospect - making it rain salt all over our kitchen was not one of my best ideas.
We had sex on a ferris wheel in canada, our relationship will never be the same
i don't really know how much tequila is too much
you handed the cop a condom last night and said "it's all about protect and serve right?"
With your fertility you would just get contact pregnant
I'm to the point where I'm fantasizing about Iron Chefs going down on me.
May the power of my ass compel you!!
It's the 3rd day of the year and I've already sucked two dicks. New year same ole me.
The fact that I bookended my summer with pregnancy scares doesn't upset me. The fact that he's a trombone major does...
I woke up in my neighbors backyard with glitter on my teeth and sparklers super glued on my bra. which part was your fault?
I would rather contract a disease that would eat me from the inside out and make me suffer painfully while it slowly killed me than to put myself through the 20 minutes of agony that is having sex with you ever ever again.
I think you're talking dirty but I'm not sure???
I'm going to need you to stop harassing my professor on Twitter when you're drunk.
And then I woke you by humping you to Lionel Ritchie.
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