Just figured out how to smoke weed with a toaster.
ew. I made a sandwich, and the cheese reminded me of her vagina
I think your going to be the cause of an awesome death
We should reintroduce naked Mondays
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I JUST HAD PHONE SEX. WHILE TAKING A BATH. FOR AN HOUR. EATING A PLATE OF BURRITOS. TOP THAT SHIT.
I'm sorry I compared your vagina to nascar
And I just want to be like your tongue is not a FUCKING sword
Thanks to you and Ketel One I now have a court summons with the actual word "frolicking" on it.
I watched Morgan Freeman explain the existence of nothing, now I'm afraid of sub - atomic particles. these egg rolls are outstanding
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Move ovrr Titanoc and all you others. Heres the real tale of woe. This ladys failed search for boozdy goodnezs.
After sending me a dick pic, he asked, "yay or nay?"
listen I need taco bell and an orgasm within the next hour. I'll leave the order in which you provide those things up to you
Do you wanna do something, or just stare at each other and fantasize about death like we usually do
My dad accidentally texted me asking if I had weed...
Maybe you should say yes, and you guys can like bond or something...
Somebody put William Shatner singing Bohemian Rhapsody on the jukebox, and the whole bar is about to riot.
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