Text me right after you finish, I want to know how the ghetto fleshlight worked out
How about I just call you while I'm doing it so you can hear my reaction?
she was definitely wearing a bumpit. i think it was the hollywood bumpit. i told her that i lived with my parents to get outta taking her home.
Everyone needs a good pregnancy scare in their life.
Normal people don't sit around and watch Degrassi for twelve hours...
FUCK YOU.
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Is it a bad thing that the only time i wear nice clothes to class, is when i get too fucked up the night before and wear the same clothes i went out in?
It just gets louder and louder too...dear god. Her poor vagina.
We're doing kegstands for my 80th Bday, so don't lose that muscle tone.
He came up behind me making dolphin noises in my ear when I noticed a collection of hors d'ouevres from the reception earlier in his jacket pocket
I will never doubt you again...he IS perfect for you
I woke up naked wrapped in my roommate's towel with one leg shaved and money thrown all over the room. Happy 21st birthday.
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Ack! That is the first dick pic I've ever received. A) congrats B) that is way grosser than I ever thought t would be.
Not sure if creeper guy is too drunk to talk or I'm too high to listen.
You know you've found a good drug dealer when he's willing to overnight mail to you in another state...
Girl I'm contemplating picking up some adult diapers. That's how bad this is and it's only day 2.
His parents bailed him out, the police said they found him on a curb trying to call people on his wallet, hahha. He had his wallet open to his ear callin people
Responsible things to do when you're too hungover to get out of bed: Breast self exam.
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