He told me I remind him of his sister...
Was this before or after you did it?
before... I mean, it's been a long time. I just tried not to think of it during.
I just saw my grandmother naked. again. this needs to stop now.
Mike and I just ate the lobster we found in the toilet
Idk if you remember me telling you about him, but I gave him a hj under the stars. Kind of added a little disney aspect to the whole experience.
The maintenance guy says happy birthday. Also, he likes your penis balloon.
Mistakes were made. Hot mistakes that I want to make again. But tapping your employee is def a mistake. Esp in front of two other employees.
I can't believe I ever hated her sister or friends. They got her some sexy sexy ass lingerie for the honeymoon. I think I love them bitches
I mean honestly, I love naps like Anthony Weiner loves sending dick pics
I'm at the point where I'm more upset that he got to keep my bottle of Fireball than that he stopped talking to me with no explanation
I just spent the better half of my Friday night alone, naked eating McDonalds. Not my worst start of a new year
Apparently she hired a private investigator when he took out a restraining order on her. So the answer is no, I didn't hit it.
i just woke up, first off why is there pineapple everywhere and who's underwear is on my ceiling fan ?
Somehow I don't think offering me edibles is what dad meant by checking in on me
They're the hard candy kind!
Maybe those shots of hot dog water wasn’t a good idea after killing a fifth of tequila.. but who’s askin
I'm licking blood from my knuckles and I still haven't found my car keys..are you in town tonight?
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