i may or may not have a boner. what are your thoughts
she lunged for my junk like it was the cure for swine flu
He started yelling "we're making a baby" mid thrust.. probably not the right guy for me right?
I admire the strength of friendship we have that allows for sharing husbands.
The guy at McDonald's just told us there is no flash photography allowed.
I don't really want to write this paper. It's the last one of the semester - I need to savor the feeling of procrastination.
Dude, we totally smoked up inside a church organ last night. Add this to the epic list.
So my retainer doesn't fit, so i'm getting drunk so i can put it back in. Alone.
You would...
Hovering on the line between her being fuckable and me being too drunk to fuck. Life's juggling act in progress here.
He told me he wants to eat me out all day while I lay in bed watching football. Seems like a solid foundation for a relationship to me.
we played a my little pint drinking game. It was awesome.
Star Trek does not adequately answer all the questions that I have about alien genitals
moms trying to set me up with a 28 year old. hes graduated university like im getting high in my bed and he's an adult
Can we just agree for a moment that semen in your sinuses is the fucking worst?
I found a loose wire in my thermostat. Couldn't find the pliers, so I used a nipple clamp to fix it.
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