Just saw the homeless asian lady making a hispanic man pull her shopping cart with a harness. I love Boston.
i wish i could watch tv and lissten to music at the same time...but still understand both
i think otters can do that
Just farted cum and thought I shit myself. Crisis averted tho
I walked in on him shirtless licking the mirror while talking to his reflection. So yes, I definitely want to do shrooms the next time you get them.
You sucked on the drag queens heel. It got that rough.
We got three kegs and a backhoe. Now taking bets on what charges we end up getting arrested for. Will need bail money.
your cat followed me a mile away from your house. if it doesn't come back, i'm sorry, but I needed to get laid tonight.
It's just good to know that when I drink like a twenty year old I still act like one.
Why on earth is he slamming his body into the wall again?
You peed up the stairs in front of everyone then blamed it on the dog
Don't matter if she's straight, I'll get her. I'm not called The Transformer for nothing
my talents include tricking people into giving me money and free drugs
Like I respect him so much I would suck his dick
In a very non respectful way
It just so happens all of their names are Ryan, so I never have to change whose name I moan.
Mid thrust, say hold on I need a pic for my friend.
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