my last 3 google searches were anal itchy vagina and ice cubes
Just tipped at a bar in cheerios. Suck it.
I think i'm just gonna start shot-gunning everything that comes in can form.
Wait til she sees the pic of her vag in court docs.
we are watching a video on ethics because somebody wrote "butt sex" on the attendance sign in sheet
No, not at all. Pulling a condom out of your vag at 2pm is NOTHING like finding $10 in your winter coat. Stop trying to make me feel better.
Send me the video of myself under the polar bear skin. It's important.
I miss the time when Mondays weren't the new Thursdays. I can't drink like my 17 year old self anymore.
It's a delicate game of how much porn can I look at without the other interns noticing.
He tried to take a picture of me naked but only got my ass. I don't know his name but if my butt is a guys wallpaper, that's the one I boned.
Something bad happened. I'm just giving you some notice. So you can smoke some pot and hide all sharp items in the house.
I think girls have an advantage in chugging contests. We know how to just open our throats.
Rebecca hasn't has this number in 3 months. Please tell all her friends to stop calling at 3 am. We are not interested in buying or selling drugs nor do we want to hook up with anyone. You all need to go to rehab.
She woke up with her hand super glued to the fridge....how the hell am I Supposed to get her off??
Just threw up in a cup driving down the road because there was cop behind me and I didn't want to pull over. Not sure if winning or failing at life.
Randomize
